Provelactics Are People Too!
And so this past weekend, Mel's birthday was capped off by a fear, raging snowstorm and the death of the pope. Quite the ominous way to celebrate one's birthday; it sounds like something out of a Lemony Snickett novel, only I'm sure Mel is not a trio of orphaned kids. At least, last I checked.
In other news, I received an Email today proclaiming: "FREE CONDOMS!"
This made me wonder: just who has been enslaving them? Are there condom mills out there where poor little condoms are chained and forced to perform cheap labour for corporations? What sort of cruel monsters have imprisoned these hapless condoms, refusing to let them run free in the wild?
I'm now filled with morbid curiosity to Google a search for the "Condom Liberation Front." Cringe at your leisure.
Today's Lesson: always check beforehand to make sure that the toothbrush you've grabbed at random is yours. It might just be the dog's.
posted by Phillip at 7:55 PM